The Blah Blah World of Corporations-Part 1

How BLAH is your life? Mine is beyond the capacity of the human mouth and its vocal capacities!The world has to exhaust all its energy resources to produce the sound of my "BLAH" World. Anyways, here's one very interesting and "real" BLAH conversation I witnessed.

Tutorial:
Blah is measured in Mega Blahs(MB),Kilo Blahs and Nano Blahs..blah..blah.

1 MB:It is equivalent to the sound/feeling produced from a cow's moo during extreme constipation. It is also the sound of one Malyalam Female's shout of exclamation on being gifted a litre of Coconut Oil .Thus,It is also called the 'Mallu Bite'.

1 KB: It is equivalent to the sound/feeling produced from the "Sorry-for-interruption" program on Doordarshan. It is also equivalent to the feeling of disbelief when you hear a Telugu guy read out his name.

1nB: The Nano Blah is equivalent to the sound/feeling produced when a Tata Nano is trampled by a Tata Estate. There is no human equivalent yet as the Tata Nano hasn;t been released, though many say it is an infrasonic sound and a feeling of smelling rotten eggs.

Now that you have been sufficiently addressed, Read on..

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The Conference Call(Feeling Rating:100MB-Mega Blahs)
Participants: neeRa(R),remaP(P), ohsinM(M)(all jumbled names of real & existing "characters")
Pseudo-Participants: nirudhA(me)

R and P:(screaming at 20 MB) Has the new "Work breakdown Structure Blah" been created by the Hyderabad team?
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sound drops to Zero Nano Blahs
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P:(repeats) M are you sleeping?(giggles at 15MB)

M:(sleeping and snoring at 10 KB..on Mute)

P:(unbelievingly and in a crystal clear voice) M are u there? You r not listening?(50 MB)

M: (wakes up and covers up) P and R your voices are breaking! :O(I gasp at 5 nBs)

P:(BLAH-ly-ly) Is it?(15 KB)

M:(BLAH)P and R your voice is breaking, I can't hear you!(70 MB)

P and R: Now(80 MB)?,Now(90MB)?, Now(ultrasonic)?

(the whole floor reveberates to the Malayalam~accented~NOWS)

M:(Coolly) Its better now, Can you repeat the question?

Blah...Blah...Blaaaah...

And I was twice as far from the phone as Mr.M was, M,P and R are not even my team mates, I was straining my ears to avoid the conversation and Mr.M takes away all the honours, "Your voice is breaking!".

Mr.M you have a special place in the "Blah World of Corporates"

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The First law Of Conservation of Blah:
Blah can neither be created nor destroyed.It is as dense as the black hole and as omnipresent as air,all it takes is a moment of brilliance to grab Blah.Blah-s the word!